Whale Whisperers Prints

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

"Now I remember why I hate this beach."

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Local Knowledge

"Quick, start the car!"

Speed Dating for Turtles

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Ice fisher.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."