Lighthearted Arguer Pillows

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

PSA Banter.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Let's take in a trial."

'Vacuums!'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

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A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'I had multiple personalities.'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

The Invention of the Tea Light

Jesus the comedian.

Wheels for all purposes.

If there are eclipses of the sun and eclipses of the moon, how come there are never any eclipses of the earth? Can we continue this tomorrow? It's getting dark.

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'