Playful Monarch Fan Gifts

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'How about a game of cards?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'The King of what?'

"That's our new church mascot."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"One blackbird pizza?"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Reign Man

Elizabeth II

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Pardon my glove."

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Beefeater

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"

Queen Anne

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).