Relaxed Monarch Enthusiasts Gifts

"I try to be royal without being regal."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Elizabeth II

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Queen Anne

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Elizabeth I

Charles I

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

Queen reigning.

"Any apologies for absence?"

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Ethelred II

'And then I tried slashing the QUEEN'S budget.'

The Queen

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

God save the Queen.

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

The Queen

Henry I of England

King James I

Henry VIII

Queen Elizabeth I