Marshal Fan Gifts

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I love you too, big guy."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Koala

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Running out of Gas.

Aargh, Many Trees

Loggerheads

Leadership never hibernates.

Newton discovers deforestation.

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"She's had work done on those."

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Bears stealing honey: 'I got caught in a sting operation.'