Marshal Fan Gifts

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I love you too, big guy."

Koala

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Running out of Gas.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Loggerheads

Leadership never hibernates.

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"She's had work done on those."

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'Yes, the re-introduction to the wild has been a great success.'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."