Humor Maestro Pillows

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Textin’"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Moo Out Loud

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Twitter censorship

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Painting

Children playing in the street

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

Bach in a Hot Tub!

"I'd like a trigger warning."

Surgical intervention on Emoticons