Mocking Maestro Pillows

A Dummy Corporation.

Portrait pulling a face at artist.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Orchestra.

"Textin’"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Twitter censorship

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Charles Addams.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Children playing in the street

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Edgar Allan Poe

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Surgical intervention on Emoticons

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Adam with a selfie stick

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!

"But this way I know where everything is."

Questioning

Martha Stewart at Home.

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Air catarrh.

Dara O' Briain

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"