Meme Lord Pillows

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

The First Asshole

The First Asshole

"Little by little my snarkiness is getting back to full speed."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Trump and social media

'Face up to it, you need Facebook.'

101 uses of a dead cat: cannon

'Go home Daisy, the lions have got your spot!'

"You're entitled the one text, one Facebook update, one Google search, one Instagram post, one Snapchat..."

Trump's Twitter Row

"Stay back! If this collapses we'll all go!"

Lynching on social media

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Moses separating his Laundry.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"You know, there are other emojis."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Textin’"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

The Modern Novel.

Mark Zuckerberg

Moo Out Loud

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Twitter censorship