King Of Memes Pillows

Been captured by a giant gorilla, lol....

Polly txt speak

Moses separating his Laundry.

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'Go home Daisy, the lions have got your spot!'

American Gothic Selfie

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Hall of Fake Presidents

tbt

Can't Believe This Just Happened

Creation of Adam

The First Asshole

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

#NoJunk

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Computer Mouse

"Now remember... no lies about the government... only lies from the government."

Trump's Twitter Row

"John, the story isn't bad but leave those cat picture."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'