Mixed Drinks Master Pillows

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Join me in a Martini?

"An everything Martini, please."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I think it's time we left...'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Drinking Hats

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Work/Life Balance.

The cat's paw - "...A free house doesn't mean all your ale for nothing?"

'I asked for a black and tan. Instead I got a bloody miracle.'

Tea and Coffee

"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"

Black Russian

Professional Drinker. Closed course. Do not attempt.

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

"Honey, that is one great cup of coffee!"

"Oh, I'm sorry - this is George, the first person at this party I thought I was going home with."