
Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.
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Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?
"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."
Join me in a Martini?
"An everything Martini, please."
Joyce could certainly handle her drink!
Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.
Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'
'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'
Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.
"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."
'I think it's time we left...'
Drinking Hats
"Another round of Shirley Temples."
Don't you think you've had too many drinks?
'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'
"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"
"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."
"Bartender - givish me another shot."
'What wine goes best with bourbon?'
'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'
Work/Life Balance.
'I asked for a black and tan. Instead I got a bloody miracle.'
Tea and Coffee
The cat's paw - "...A free house doesn't mean all your ale for nothing?"
"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"
Professional Drinker. Closed course. Do not attempt.
'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'
"I think there's been a clerical error!"
Black Russian
"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."
"Honey, that is one great cup of coffee!"
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