Mixologist In Training Pillows

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"Bartender, there's lipstick on this glass."

'A Fucking Drink'

His and Hers.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

"An everything Martini, please."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Mini Bar

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."