Mixing T-Shirts

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Club DJ.

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Make your own bottled water.

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Shake well before using.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

Singing Doctor

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Bananas eye the blender

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

'As you know, we put sardine genes in potatoes, and potato genes in sardines. The results are in. We won't do anything like that again.'

Clam - The Dance Mix

". . . ashes to ashes, dust to dust, a handful of ground coriander, the zest of a lemon. . ."

Urban Trail Mix

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.