Diy Drink Creator Pillows

"Made with pride in our basement."

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Make your own bottled water.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

You can never over garnish!

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

'Underground cartoonist'

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

"Are you ordering two more bottles or just slipping into your 'great icons of drinking' mode?"

Bikers.

'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

Zeke only drinks craft hootch from a micro-still nowadays.

"I didn't learn any more than she did...and my junk worked!"

'This is my husband,I want you to stop selling him stuff....'

"We ran out of tomato juice, so I used ketchup in your Bloody Mary."