Homemade Beverages Pillows

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

A Good Batch.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

You've Had Enough!

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Bottle Distillery

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

My dad makes his own beer.

'I brew it myself.'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Make your own bottled water.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"We grind our own catnip."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."