Artisanal Beverages Pillows

Bottle Distillery

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Happy thoughts

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Hipster Coffee

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

Cheese Hole

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

Cheesemaker

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

'Actually I was trained to be a chemist, but I'm learning fast.'

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

"Made with pride in our basement."

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

"Sorry mate, you're not coming in without any proof of beard."

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Zeke only drinks craft hootch from a micro-still nowadays.

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

He says he only makes craft honey now.

Zeke only drinks craft hootch form a micro-still nowadays.

I love Pretentious Coffee.

"Don't say anything, but these aren't really artisanal bread crumbs."