Artisan Drinks Pillows

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

A Good Batch.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Bottle Distillery

Luthier

About the potter.

Pottery Slam

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Hipster Coffee

'I ran into a whittler.'

Artisanal Pottery

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

Cheese Hole

Dip Pen and Grindstone

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

Cheesemaker

Cottage Industry

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

Surreal Weather