Artisan Drinks Gifts

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

A Good Batch.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Bottle Distillery

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Luthier

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

About the potter.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Pottery Slam

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Artisanal Pottery

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Hipster Coffee

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

Cheese Hole

Dip Pen and Grindstone

Cottage Industry

Cheesemaker

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Surreal Weather