Beverage Artisan Pillows

"Made with pride in our basement."

A Good Batch.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Bottle Distillery

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Hipster Coffee

Scientific Tea.

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

Good duck, bad duck.

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

The Corkscrew Thrower

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

'Our small drink is medium, our medium is large, and our large is illegal.'

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!'

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

East End Ginger Beer Vendor

"I'm ready to switch"

'I can take your full-bottle order - he only handles splits.'

"Still sparkling"