Beverage Artisan Mugs

"Made with pride in our basement."

A Good Batch.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Bottle Distillery

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Hipster Coffee

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

Scientific Tea.

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

Good duck, bad duck.

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

The Corkscrew Thrower

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

'Our small drink is medium, our medium is large, and our large is illegal.'

"Still sparkling"

You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!'

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

'I can take your full-bottle order - he only handles splits.'

East End Ginger Beer Vendor

"I'm ready to switch"

"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."