Making Beverages Pillows

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'No ice.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Shaken not stirred

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Balancing two espresso martinis

You've Had Enough!

"Drunk, yet orderly"

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Bottle Distillery

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

National Coffee Day

Wine taster with mineral water

"I'll have the usual."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."