Craft Beverage Creator Pillows

A Good Batch.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Bottle Distillery

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

Old Irascible? Someone call?

"Made with pride in our basement."

A Peek Inside the Monster Soda Factory

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

"It's one of those microbrews."

"Are you ordering two more bottles or just slipping into your 'great icons of drinking' mode?"

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

"I prefer air craft beer."

"It's a full bodied beer."

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

Zeke only drinks craft hootch from a micro-still nowadays.

I love Pretentious Coffee.

"It's a microbrew."