Drinks Mixing Gifts

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Selling lemon latt�

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Alpha Seltzer

Beers

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

'Man...You age great!'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Champagne Bubble

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."