Milkshakes Gifts

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

"Hurry up, MacDonalds can make a shake in 5 seconds"

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

"Sorry kids, since my freezer's broken, if you want ice cream it only makes sense for me to charge you milkshake price."

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"Shake! Good Dog."

Cat drinking Milk at Diner Counter.

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

"I go here all the time."

Strawberry Shake

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Protein Powder Irony

The Wonder Gym.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Milkshake Shortage

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'No whey, Jose!'

How milkshakes are made

"Shake! Good dog."

'Separate bills please.'

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

'We've found that ten c.c.'s of milkshake does wonders.'

'Shake!...Good dog.'

'Louis Pasteur's secret project...' 'NOw I'll corner the market with these chocolate, strawberry and vanilla Pasteurized milkshakes.'

"You finished yours already?"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"He doesn't know the command 'shake.' He only knows 'gimme five.'"

"Separate checks please."