Milkshake Maker Mugs

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Strawberry Shake

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Make your own bottled water.

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

Milkshake Shortage

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"Shake! Good dog."

How milkshakes are made

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

'Separate bills please.'

Icing the Wedding Cake

'We've found that ten c.c.'s of milkshake does wonders.'

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

"You finished yours already?"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'Shake!...Good dog.'