Smoothie Maker Mugs

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Little chef.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Banana Smoothie

Hellbillies.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Oh you smoothie

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"More cake?"

Motor-blender.

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

Revenuers will be shot.

Fruit Smoothie

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."

'Ooh! I;ll have Leslie Phillips, please dear.'

Bananas eye the blender

'No whey, Jose!'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

I'll have a pumpkin smoothie with the "Experimental Ebola Vaccine" boost. We don

Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head? I'm glad you (huff) asked. Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death. So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills. Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill? They walk. ... Walk.

"Our Mr Smoothie range is no more. It has been placed into liquidation!"

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

Fruit Mart: Closing down, going into liquidiser.