Milk Mustache Fan Prints

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A man washing a mascot costume

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Movember

Moustached gentleman

"That's our new church mascot."

Non-Humble Pie.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Street Organ - Monkey

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Pardon my glove."

Friedrich Nietzsche

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"