Moustache Aficionado Prints

Pistols at dawn.

young man tells his military cousin that 'you dragoon swells' won't have quite such a pull upon civillians now that they are all growing moustaches

A Moosetache.

"Remember, grow a moustache and you'll end up in a Siberian chain gang."

'It was so funny. Fluffy was lying on my chest and his tail was across my upper lip like a big moustache.'

What he saved on the tree, he spent on moustache wax..

Movember

Proud parents of the first test tube moustache.

Real men have facial hair.

"She says she doesn't relate to men with moustaches."

'Well no, your tusks are not impressive, but by golly, your whiskers are!'

"Talk about touch...you compliment someone on their moustache, and she un-friends you."

"Look, Tia Carmen, my moustache is growing in!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Moustached gentleman

Your Guide to Winning Movember

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Edward Elgar.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."