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"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Four children playing the flute.

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

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Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

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"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

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"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

The boss and her baby

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"Not too much off my back."

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

How to wear a false moustache.