Looking for a playful way to celebrate the manipulation maestros? Our collection features humorous and clever products perfect for those who excel in charm and deception. Whether for a prankster, a master negotiator, or just someone with a mischievous streak, find a unique gift that captures their creative edge. These items make fun decor, apparel, and keepsakes that reveal their knack for influence and intrigue.
"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."
A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
Four children playing the flute.
Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."
'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'
"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."
"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."
'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'
"Not too much off my back."
"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"
"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"
Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.
"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."
Requiem
Casual Mask Fridays
Super-modified grand piano.
'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'
'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'
"No...I said aperitif!!"
'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'
Natalie Merchant
"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."
"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."
"What's it all about, self-ie..."
Earworm Ward
"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"
War and Peace
'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'
Riccardo Muti
Naive to its unconventional approach, Wyatt is victimized by the rare and elusive Mumble Bee.
"It doesn't look too promising."
"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"
'Must you always bring your work home with you?!'
"Hey feet off the table"
Explore more clever creations—visit our mugs collection for a variety of manipulation maestros designs that make every coffee break a fun statement.
Relax with our collection of humorous pillows—ideal for adding a cheeky touch to their living space, celebrating their mastery of persuasion.
Browse our prints for more artful and witty designs that showcase the cleverness of manipulation maestros in a stylish way.
Find more witty apparel in our t-shirts collection—perfect for showing off their skillful, playful side with humor and style.