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"Not too much off my back."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

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Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

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"This is my man cave."

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

"Yeah, but no progress in meeting..."

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

The boss and her baby

Facial hair continental drift.

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

Modern day mirror.

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

Requiem

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.