Moving Maestros Gifts

'No, I've not been re-arranging the furniture again, you and your wife moved last week!'

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"Yeah, but no progress in meeting..."

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

The boss and her baby

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

'Where are the kids?'

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

Jean Philippe Rameau

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

Pregnancy and Laptops

Nest building

One Man and Two Trucks

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

Requiem

Performance Review

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."