Mobility Maestros Gifts

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

The boss and her baby

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

Requiem

'Are you trying to disparage the notion that less is more.'

A Bus Conductor.

Natalie Merchant