Mobility Aid Master Gifts

'My other vehicle is a shopping trolley.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Old man has a walking stick case.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

Running in please pass

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"I'm just browsing."

"Don't even think about it."

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

The Nobility Scooter

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

New Scoots for Old Coots!

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

"Ernie!! Watch the speed bu....."

"I've programmed your Satnav to take you somewhere where you'll be happy!"

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

A laptop and a wheelchair