Mobility Aid Master Gifts

'My other vehicle is a shopping trolley.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Old man has a walking stick case.

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"I'm just browsing."

Running in please pass

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

The Nobility Scooter

"Don't even think about it."

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

"Ernie!! Watch the speed bu....."

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

"I know 'c'mon' and 'sit down', but what on earth does my master mean when he says 'Arrgh! You stupid dog!'?"

"You wish I was making kissy sounds! My walker needs oiling!"