Iron Welder Enthusiast Gifts

'I said it's our wedding day you idiot!'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Organic Soldering.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

Computer operator welding machine.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"The blow drier is broken."

"Hello?"

Windmill

Hammer and Anvil.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Long suffering cricket wife

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Woman tangled up ironing

'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Pressing Problem