Welding Instructor T-Shirts

"Okay Scouts, that ends today's online welding session!"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Organic Soldering.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Sew on a sequin!

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

TV Repair 101.

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

Ark Welding

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

Organic Soldering.

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

Captain Pointy No.15 - Landing lesson