Sewing Instructor Mugs

Sew on a sequin!

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Purple dress

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

A man sews broken hearts back together.

A tailor measuring a large man

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Harps and Embroidery.

Quilt fanatic

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'