Sewing Sensei Gifts

The Seam Reaper

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

I quilt therefore I am

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Purple dress

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Sew on a sequin!

Blog Breakdown

Beyond Dante

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

A tailor measuring a large man

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Quilt fanatic

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Harps and Embroidery.