Stitch Specialist Gifts

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

'Try wetting the thread.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Quilt fanatic

Patient after an appendix operation

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

A woman knits from a globe.

'You need a new bobbin.'

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Spider harpist.

Psychiatrist knitting

Maid with her sewing basket

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

You can ask for a thread there!

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

Stitches.

Cross stitch

Before Powerpoint Presentations

Knitting ball

'A shoddy piece of work.'

"That's not how mom counts. It's like this: knit one, purl one, RIP out one."

Sew...

Man having trousers mended

Needle work for beginners.

Knitting pretty