Stitch Scholar Gifts

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Romans.

Eugene Ionesco

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Dear Diary

Quilt fanatic

Patient after an appendix operation

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Psychiatrist knitting

K-9 10k

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Maid with her sewing basket

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

You can ask for a thread there!

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Stitches.

"Here you go, Son -- Instead of paying for your education, I just downloaded some search engines to your cell phone."

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Knitting ball

Cross stitch

Before Powerpoint Presentations

"That's not how mom counts. It's like this: knit one, purl one, RIP out one."

Sew...

'Try wetting the thread.'

Embroidery for the under - 18s