Art Hobbyist T-Shirts

"I'm just doing this temporarily. Our usual police artist is off sick."

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Alien David statue

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The height of fashion in 1796

Venus

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Wagging Dog

The Origami Society...

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

The Selfie

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

What's an Imax cave?

Mr. Punch in Venice