Quirky Hybrid Lovers Pillows

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He was a sea rescue."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Chickenspox

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

A Kangermoo

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"You spoil that canary."

Itchy Butt 50

"Step on it, Roger!"

A Skinny Dog

'If three-fourths of the world is covered with water, what am I doing in this stupid bowl?'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'

"Why on earth do all these cats feel the need to post 15 pictures a day of their humans?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just helps me focus on what's important."

And this is the economy model.