Quirky Hybrid Lovers Pillows

Replacements for Extinct Animals

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He was a sea rescue."

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Chickenspox

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

A Kangermoo

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Police Box

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"Step on it, Roger!"

Itchy Butt 50

"You spoil that canary."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

A Skinny Dog

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

'If three-fourths of the world is covered with water, what am I doing in this stupid bowl?'

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'

"Why on earth do all these cats feel the need to post 15 pictures a day of their humans?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just helps me focus on what's important."