Crossbreeds Pillows

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"He's a Crocodoodle."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Chickenspox

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'Here comes the pimp.'

'I want you to hold your breath until you turn blue.'

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

'He's a mixed breed.'

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

'Well, Martha, there goes the end of our virgin wool.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Lunch is served at the Kennel Club

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

Man driving car using feet: 'Stinkin' hybrid!'

'I am fed up all I get is rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!'