Cross-genre Pillows

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

EU and India partnership.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Chicken soup books

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

Sex Section in the Library

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Military history

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

Classic vs Rock

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

Video Rental. "Wall Street," "Sunset Boulevard," Cannery Row" --- This is not what I meant when I said I was in the mood for a road movie.

'Ok, one of y'all has x-ray vision! Which one? Tell me!'

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

Thriller of the Week

"You forget sometimes how much football owes to the dance."

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

'That new section we added is generating a lot of interest.'