Crossbreeds Gifts

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Chickenspox

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Crossing Borders

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'Here comes the pimp.'

'I want you to hold your breath until you turn blue.'

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

LABRADOODLE DOODLE

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

'He's a mixed breed.'

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Lunch is served at the Kennel Club

'Well, Martha, there goes the end of our virgin wool.'

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

Man driving car using feet: 'Stinkin' hybrid!'

Ok, maybe I should have focused on running instead of lifting.