Crossbreed Fan T-Shirts

LABRADOODLE DOODLE

Cat and mouse

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Slalom

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

"She's a weiner cat."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Fauna Hybrids

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

Ironically, the Megalodork would later be renamed and considered to be one of the most terrifying predators on planet earth.

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Evolution of Al's fish.

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

"Sumo Hockey."

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Man having his equestrian portrait taken by a photographer

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

'I wish you'd stop blaming me for the long pregrancy...'

'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'

Hybrid Sports: Skeet Golf

In a world where imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, there's nobody like Joe.

Don Quixote releases the Galley Slaves.

Religious men on an outing take photo of bishop with head through a replica of jesus on the cross