Mixed Breed Aficionado Prints

'He's a mixed breed.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Dog Calenders.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Chickenspox

A Kangermoo

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

Fauna Hybrids

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

'Sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'

"Boxer Shorts"

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

'Trouble is he's not a dalmatian.'

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

Before you ask...he's a neopolitan mastiff.

"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

Dachshunds chasing Weinermobile.

"She's a Golden Retriever. I've Always Had A Thing For Blondes!"

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."