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'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Dog Calenders.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

Fauna Hybrids

'I don't care how smart he is, he's not allowed on the furniture!'

'He's a mixed breed.'

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

'Being the world's smartest breed of dog is too much pressure for some Weimaraners.'

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"Boxer Shorts"

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."

Dachshunds chasing Weinermobile.

"She's a Golden Retriever. I've Always Had A Thing For Blondes!"

'Yes, we DO have a special price for breeders. Ten percent more than anybody else!"

Pedigreed dog and generic dog.

I thought I got a designer dog, but it turns out a poodledoodle is just a poodle.

"Oh, Fifi's 'purebred', if you catch my drift. . ."

'I don't suppose that you see many Bernese Mountain Dogs in this country...