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'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."

Dog Calenders.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

Barks in code.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

Pet a Puppy

10 K Tail-Chase

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"A little help, please."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Canine Scentipede

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."