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'I don't suppose that you see many Bernese Mountain Dogs in this country...

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

Cooked rare.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

Fauna Hybrids

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

'Sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

'He's a mixed breed.'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

'Trouble is he's not a dalmatian.'

"Boxer Shorts"

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

Before you ask...he's a neopolitan mastiff.

"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

Dachshunds chasing Weinermobile.

"She's a Golden Retriever. I've Always Had A Thing For Blondes!"

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."